Brother Wolf was born on November 30, 1835 as the unrecognized brother of Mark Twain. He lived with his family of origin peacefully for over one hundred years until he was kidnapped by pirates. Forced to leave behind his quiet and reclusive life of yesteryear, he took to his new lifestyle with a great zest. Enjoying world travel and going to far away places and killing people, however, seemed like a lousy way to live a life.
He volunteered to work in the ship’s kitchen serving as the mess cook, asking the pirates to spare only a few able bodied survivors to help with the potato peeling. He was to help in the founding of the Irish Potato Chip company with over ten thousand professional peelers on staff. But the effort failed due to language limitations among the work force.
